The emotional inconvenience department
Left on read? Pulled into another pointless meeting? Turn the petty stuff into a ridiculous, fictional invoice built for the group chat.
Three free invoices. Zero actual debt collection.
PETTYKASH™
Department of petty affairs
Invoice / No. 00075
Payable in apologies and faster replies. For entertainment only. Not a real invoice.
No real names needed
Fictional charges only
Made for the group chat
From minor offense to major paperwork
No spreadsheets. No awkward confrontation. Just creative accounting for life's everyday nonsense.
PETTYKASH™
Invoice / No. 0001
Payment accepted in apologies and shorter meetings. Not a real payment demand.
Looks like paperwork. Works like a punchline.
The unanswered text. The stolen lunch. The meeting that should have been an email. Keep it anonymous and leave private details out.
PETTYKASH turns everyday irritation into an official-looking joke invoice, complete with absurd line items and a fictional total.
Make the punchline yours, then pass it to the group chat or social feed. Every invoice points the next petty person our way.
Other billable offenses
Leaving you on read: $75. Asking “Are you mad?” after causing the problem: $500. All amounts are gloriously made up.
Small prices. Big petty energy.
Start with three free invoices. Available plans and payment details are shown at checkout. The joke invoice totals are always fictional.
For individuals getting started
$0/month
Your grievance has been noted.
Turn a tiny annoyance into a big laugh, then send the receipt where it belongs: the group chat.
For entertainment. Not escalation.